Why do I get tired and full so easily? In NYC i ate nothing for breakfast and still had energy to do so much more than im doing here. blah.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart
The scenery in Sweden is beautiful too! …but after awhile we got stir crazy on the train, as noted by Keith’s face above. But everything was all better when he found his light saber in Stockholm.
No but seriously, I hate the sound of snoring. Im awake and everyone else in this room is snoring. Its whatever so long as I get sleep, thank you Benadryl. its like the best duo combo i could ask for allergy fix and sleepy times.

During the 6 hour train ride to Sweden without a/c, We couldn’t pass up this opportunity. @kmonserate #nick

to be honest, this will be the only time i workout this vacation. To be honest, i have the biggest wedgie because of the bike. To be honest, it reminded me of that episode of Made in Chelsea when the guy taught his “bird” how to skateboard. How the hell do guys put up with that bike seat? Doesnt it hurt your crotch? Because it sure hurt mine. The bike was a bit too big for me, but oh well. :) gotta thank these guys for this adventure.
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
I just want a juicy firm butt.
Definitely too much to ask for because squats suck.